Featuring Baloomba Oomba

Dialogue between Muslims and Christians

Allah Guided me to this room

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Asalamu Alaikum, May Allah Guide You.

Baloomba Oomba: Allah Guided me to this room

Hazy Angel 4 U: asalaamu alaykum

Hazy Angel 4 U: how are you to*a

Hazy Angel 4 U: to*ay

Baloomba Oomba: I am *ine To*ay

Baloomba Oomba: *ow a*e *ou?

Hazy Angel 4 U: im sorry one of my letters *ont work

Hazy Angel 4 U: im am well

Baloomba Oomba: *im *orry *bout *hat *o

Hazy Angel 4 U: now your poking fun is there something you woul like?

Baloomba Oomba: *ut *very *hing *lse is ok?

Hazy Angel 4 U: yes alham*ulilah

Baloomba Oomba: Why is it that the Koran quotes the bible haphazzardly?

Hazy Angel 4 U: are you a muslim?

Baloomba Oomba: NO I a Rombanian

Hazy Angel 4 U: never hear* of a Rombanian

Baloomba Oomba: It is a Bombastic faith

silentsoul_5: ok

Hazy Angel 4 U: the quran *oesnt quote from the bible

Baloomba Oomba: OH which came first?

Hazy Angel 4 U: the quran came From Allah alone

Hazy Angel 4 U: silent soul are you a muslim?

Baloomba Oomba: I doubt that very much, seems allah wasn't very smart

silentsoul_5: ys i m muslim

silentsoul_5: alhamdulillah

Baloomba Oomba: I seems like it came from quasi literate arabs

Hazy Angel 4 U: now wait just a minute i am not gonna go aroun insulting your religion pleasse *ont insult Islam

Baloomba Oomba: You can't insult Rombanianism, it's imposerous

Baloomba Oomba: It's completely imposerous to do that, you have to be a commedian

silentsoul_5: baloomba

silentsoul_5: do u wana feel God

silentsoul_5: i dnt beleve on debate

Baloomba Oomba: silentsoul is he Goosing people?

silentsoul_5: come lets hav a theropy with me

Baloomba Oomba: silentsoul have you bee to a theropodist?

silentsoul_5: no

silentsoul_5: i m nt theropist

Baloomba Oomba: silentsoul so what you wanna say 2 me?

silentsoul_5: i wana say to u

Baloomba Oomba: Yeah SAY it

silentsoul_5: dt debate wil nt bore any fruit

silentsoul_5: u r here for cross talk

silentsoul_5: and i can do it wel

silentsoul_5: but i want u see smething practical

silentsoul_5: then beleve on wt u feel and see

silentsoul_5: stil i m nt forcing anything upon u

Baloomba Oomba: Why not, do you think your religion is so illogical and bereft of factual support that you couldn't possibly convince me?

silentsoul_5: i dnt wana convince u

silentsoul_5: i want u remain same wt u r

Baloomba Oomba: Why not, i hear DAWA every day, see it on the subway ads etc.

silentsoul_5: do u beleve on God?

Baloomba Oomba: I am a Rombanian, we have geometrical Gods

silentsoul_5: its good if u hear dawa

silentsoul_5: oh

Baloomba Oomba: Is it good or annoying?

Baloomba Oomba: We beleive in converting Sines to Co-sines by phase shifting them

silentsoul_5: annoying for wt

Baloomba Oomba: DAWA is it annoying to you?

Hazy Angel 4 U: wc belief

silentsoul_5: u mean any palmist type of beleifs

belief in tawheed: Thank you Hazy

silentsoul_5: no

Baloomba Oomba: Palmist?

belief in tawheed: Assalamualaikum to you all

Hazy Angel 4 U: why woul* *awa be annoying to us

Hazy Angel 4 U: wa alaykum as salaamm

silentsoul_5: i like listening dawa

silentsoul_5: hazy let him say