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Featuring Sheikh Sheket Bivakashah

Allah guided me to this room.

Yes he did, him and his little brother Bill



Islamic_Guy: asalamu alaikum wr wb

Islamic_Guy: how are you brother? I was in another room. I seen your message

sheikh sheket bivakashah: You deed?

Islamic_Guy: yes

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I forgot what was My Message? I'm in the end of the world LOL room

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Allah guided me to this room

Islamic_Guy: yes lol

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Yes he did, him and his little brother Bill

Islamic_Guy: thats what they say and Allah knows best

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Allah may know best but he doesn't tell us bupkes, but his little brother Bill is something else

Islamic_Guy: Where are you from Dear brother?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Allah is what we call a write only memory, or a hairpin gizmo

Islamic_Guy: What does your name mean?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Why is it that the Koran is full of silliness?

Islamic_Guy: your a disbeliever huh? so your name is a attempt to insult?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I would never try to Insult anybody. I'm very nice.

sheikh sheket bivakashah: But Why would I beleive in the words of a book written by some obvious ignoramuses of the 8th century?

Islamic_Guy: what is your religion?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I am a Rosconian of the Fugawe Tribe

Islamic_Guy: What is that?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: The Rosconian Hoogly Book, the Ishkibbibbble, is On Line

sheikh sheket bivakashah: and What does that matter? it's reality that is the judge of all things, Reality talks, bullsheet walks

Islamic_Guy: You seem to be a rude and insulting human, is this the manners you walk with?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: No I'm not rude and insulting, I telling you like it is, You don't seem to like it like it is.

Islamic_Guy: You must not feel very good about yourself

Islamic_Guy: What makes you so insecure about your religion that make you want to convert everybody to it?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: What makes you so insecure about your religion that make you want to convert everybody to it?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Actually I do feel good about myself, but I'm incensed that there are people in the world who want to send me to hell, even though that place does not exist

sheikh sheket bivakashah: NOW That's REAL INSULTING!!

Islamic_Guy: Do you believe in God at all?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I've oftern noted that religions that send unbelievers to Hell in the next world are ready to commit atrocities in this world

Islamic_Guy: Is there a kind thought in you?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: History is my guide, History is not kind to fools

Islamic_Guy: Is there a kind thought in you?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I have lots of kind thoughts

Islamic_Guy: A forgiving thought?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: That too

Islamic_Guy: like what?

Islamic_Guy: Whats kind about you?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I amd quite nice in fact

sheikh sheket bivakashah: But not as Nice as Osama Bin Laden, he was So nice he got 5 women to marry him

Islamic_Guy: How, what makes you different from the people you hate so much?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I have never told people they will go to hell if they don't believe in some sky fairy

Islamic_Guy: you have a mic?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: NO

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I prefer no mikes

Islamic_Guy: lol ok, what race are you? What you consider yourself, white? Black? Spanish?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I find that if you can't express yourself in written words, speaking doesn't help

sheikh sheket bivakashah: There are no races, only variations on a theme, do you want there to be races?

Islamic_Guy: Ok so your poor at expressing yourself? I kind of get that from the way you talk

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Actually I'm quite good at expressing myself and There is more actually more genetic variation in some sub saharan tribes than in all the people outside of africa

Islamic_Guy: its ok, if you ask Allah for help he will help you if you believe

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Ask Allah? and What is his email address? or his phone number?

Islamic_Guy: it dont seem like it, you seem angry and hateful without a cause

sheikh sheket bivakashah: NO I'm not agry or hatefull, I'm incisive

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I ask Pointed questions that I know you can't answer

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I know it bothers you, that's why I ask them, but then again I did not set up a room to convert people.

Islamic_Guy: Are you drinking? My uncles would rant like that when they was drunk

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Drunk on Dr Pepper? Perhaps your Uncles were smarter than you about religion and only allowed themselves to talk about it when they were Drunk.

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I know that there is no phone number for Allah because there is no Allah

Islamic_Guy: so every person who dont have a phone dont exisit? lol thats crazy thinking

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I find it interesting that supposedly all powerfull gods are incapable of mastering TCP/IP or HTTP or POTS

Islamic_Guy: I think your on drugs lol, I have to get some sleep, you take care ok

sheikh sheket bivakashah: No Drugs

Islamic_Guy: May Allah save your soul

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Why is it that you're so brain washed that you lost your power of critical thought?

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I have no Soul, that's another stupidstition you're full of as My thoughts are a product of my brain

sheikh sheket bivakashah: I find it interesting that religious people seem to be stuck in the ignorance of the 1st century

Islamic_Guy: wow your on drugs, drinking or someone molested you as a child. I dont know whats wrong with you but your not talking like a sain person

sheikh sheket bivakashah: they believe in Heaven, Hell, Angels and Demons

sheikh sheket bivakashah: Talk about insane, you're the one that pretends to talk to some sky fairy and thinks that a book that thinks the earth is flat was dictated by that sky fairy, or his equally imaginary angel Jibril