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Fundies are Nuts

Conversations with Religious fundamentalists on Paltalk

By H Rap Pringle

"demons are real"


h_rap_pringle: Shmoohammad ( i see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.=) is our prophet
h_rap_pringle: he is the founder of Shmizlam
Coocoohaid: ISLAM?
h_rap_pringle: no Shmizlam
Coocoohaid: whats shmizlam?
h_rap_pringle: shmizlam is the logical next step after islam
Coocoohaid: lol
h_rap_pringle: it eliminates all this flat earth crap
h_rap_pringle: and white slavery
Coocoohaid: flat earth? the earth is round
h_rap_pringle: we are peacefull people having only 10 Q bombs tucked away in a cave somewhere
Coocoohaid: lol
h_rap_pringle: Coocoohaid according to all other (false) revelations the earth is flat
Coocoohaid: lol
h_rap_pringle: dey must have bin smoken some strong weed
Coocoohaid: you funny
h_rap_pringle: our religion is funny, unlike all those other serious religions that give people back pains
Coocoohaid: hmmm
h_rap_pringle: we believe in Blaptism, which is total imersion in the hoogly chlorinated waters and doing laps
Coocoohaid: lol
h_rap_pringle: not all laps are of equal merit
Coocoohaid: blaptism? baptism?
h_rap_pringle: side stroke is sinful
h_rap_pringle: while the butterfly gives you the most points in our blessing department computer
Coocoohaid: have you lost your marbles?
h_rap_pringle: so i abjure you to stay away from side stroke
h_rap_pringle: yes i have how did yo know?
Coocoohaid: lol
Coocoohaid: ohhhhhhhhhhhh i can tell lol
h_rap_pringle: it hurts now to play chinese checkers, if you don't have all your marbles
Coocoohaid: lol
Coocoohaid: BREAKING NEWS U.S. Supreme Court refuses to stay the execution of killer and Crips gang founder Stanley Tookie Williams.
h_rap_pringle: well the shmoran is now on line
h_rap_pringle: Tookie is goin ta be a COOKIE
Coocoohaid: he going to dieeeeeeeeeee
h_rap_pringle: well look at it this way, no matter how many crappy incoherent children's books he writes, he established murder and mayhem deeper into LA culture, last year alone more than 100 gang deaths
Coocoohaid: wow
Coocoohaid: you're very well informed
h_rap_pringle: maybe he should have thought about it before he went to prison
Coocoohaid: yep thats what i believe also
h_rap_pringle: another of these guys is charles colson of watergate fame
Coocoohaid: you do the crime you pay for it
h_rap_pringle: Chuck Colson goes around telling people that everybody is going to hell cause he got religion his kind of religion is like poisoning the brain
Coocoohaid: well if your not christian your going to hell lol
h_rap_pringle: funny thing, they haven't located it yet
Coocoohaid: yes they have
h_rap_pringle: islam sends everybody to hell too
Coocoohaid: didnt you hear the news last yr?
h_rap_pringle: between them everybody is goin there
Coocoohaid: there is a website on it
h_rap_pringle: which one?
Coocoohaid: hold on getting it for you
Coocoohaid: I heard that some turkey scientist found hell while digging
h_rap_pringle: yes i heard the tape too
h_rap_pringle: it is a tape loop
h_rap_pringle: you hear the same muffled shouts repeated
Coocoohaid: well what if it is real?
h_rap_pringle: if it is real the earth is flat
h_rap_pringle: if the earth ain't flat it isn't real
Coocoohaid: pump i am not christian and i even know demons are real and so is hell
h_rap_pringle: demons are real? where do they hide?
h_rap_pringle: ARE YOU A GREEK THEY THOUGHT THAT DEMONS WERE REAL, THEY ALSO HAD NO SCIENCE AT ALL
Coocoohaid: pump i have seen demons and yes they are real i wrecked my car a couple yrs ago after one appeared in my front mirror weird thing is the thing i was soppuse to have hit *tore up my tire* was no were to be found
h_rap_pringle: Coocoohaid<-- is he clinically sick in de haid?
Coocoohaid: you will never convince me there not real
Coocoohaid: I AM NOT
h_rap_pringle: yes youa re
Coocoohaid: I want another TRIAL
h_rap_pringle: they don't exist atall
Coocoohaid: yes they do
Coocoohaid: I have seen them
h_rap_pringle: HAMSTERS EXIST
Coocoohaid: you cannot tell me there not real
Coocoohaid: DEMONS ARE REAL
h_rap_pringle: HAMSTERS YOU CAN BUY AT A PET STORE
Coocoohaid: pump your FIRED
h_rap_pringle: Demons you can't buy at pet store
h_rap_pringle: case closed
Coocoohaid: demons are around us all the time
Coocoohaid: THIS CASE IS NOT CLOSED YET
Coocoohaid: you cannot close a case
Coocoohaid: COME BACK
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